Tak paham vol. 1

Perkara yang tak di fahami lelaki pasal wanita. Ter bump into this masa godek godek internet. Meh aku bagi jawapan, tapi dari sudut pandangan aku je la, bukan mewakili semua.



“I don’t get why girls say one thing and mean something different. Like when they say, ‘You can watch the game,’ and then when you do, you get in trouble.”

 A : Biasa la ni. Sebab dia tau kau suka benda tu, tapi dia tak. Nak bagi nampak macam menyokong apa yang kau buat, tapi sebenarnya tidak, ok. Reversed psychology la ni. Cakap terang terang kang kau mengamuk pulak.



“What I don’t understand is why girls really, really, really want that nice guy, but once they find one, they can’t date him because now they need a jerk.”

A :  Saje nak test market, orang baik sudi terima tak. Kih kih. Tapi orang baik tak fun to be with. Nak kahwin kang baru cari orang baik balik. Hahaha.



“Why do girls not like other girls when they first meet them? It’s as if they have to prove themselves to each other before they’ll consider them acceptable to hang out with.”

A :  Oh ni kira rasa macam intimidated la ni. Lepas tu kena cari pula keserasian. Friendship orang perempuan tak sama dengan lelaki you know. Friendship perempuan dipengaruhi emosi. Kata la dia bergaduh dengan kau hari ni, mungkin tahun depan baru dia tegur kau balik. Itu pun kalau dia nak berbaik balik la. Kalau tak, cakap dengan tangan saje.



“I don’t understand why women can’t just speak more directly. They always want you to do something, but they don’t put it in words. Instead, they talk around the issue. I wish they were more up front and just said it!”

A : Biasa la perempuan ni dia banyak tersirat. Tu yang belit belit sikit. Kata makhluk yang kompleks kan. Cara pemikiran pun beza antara lelaki dan perempuan. Sometimes perempuan lebih deep, lelaki more to surface. Sebab tu sekecil kecil isu, boleh jadi besar. Tapi, kalau kau nak cakap direct direct, pergi lah cakap dengan lelaki.



Tajuk dia aku memang takde kerja dok menjawab soalan soalan ni.

Merepek betul.